Stars Evan Stone and Haley Paige tackle the challenge of reciting endless mumbo jumbo from screenwriter Nelson X, a case where fast-forwarding can be forgiven. Paige is a cop partnered with Frank Bukkwyd, investigating a murder of the Louvre curator played by Claudio Meloni, who's visiting L. The hit man is James Deen, later killed by some jail-bait minions of his employers, an ancient female cult that worships semen. This rather unfunny nonsense Nelson's jokes fall flat dozens of times in succession is a variation on the prevalent cock-worship that has made XXX porn anethema to a large swath of its potential audience, who opt for the crap that's left of soft-core Cinema, shown on pay-cable channels to insomniacs. The gals, whose leader is Eva Angelina in a non-speaking but lesbian humping role, have been humping "great men" over the centuries in order to obtain their spunk, preserved for procreating other great offspring.
THE DA VINCI LOAD #2 ANGELS & SEMEN HUSTLER VIDEO DVD 2007
The Da Vinci Load
After putting aside some crypta-key device, Manuel peels off Persia's shorts and jumps into some steady pussy licking and fingering. Such treatment gets Persia's fires going, and soon enough she turns around and starts sucking Manuel's schlong, eventually working as much of Manuel's swollen member into her pretty mouth. Our couple then reclines onto something more comfortable, and Manuel begins pumping Persia missionary style, and after a short while, moves into some spoon-type humping. Despite a few moments where Manuel's dick is up against Persia's crap-hole, there's no anal here. As consolation, Persia mounts her man, and the viewer is treated to some cowgirl riding that soon gets the brunette hollering.
Director Jerome Tanner really controls the lighting and backdrop of his scenes, and this means we get great color correctness and a nice level of detail in the imagery. There is some excellent ambiance in the orgy finale, and the sequences involving an ice cream truck are a great deal of fun. While the disc is not offering an HD ready visual here, one imagines that after the dust settles on the format wars, this title will be one of the first supped-up DVDs that Hustler offers.